To all the cheats and conartists out there, I’ve got my eye on you.

GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT TO READ SO YOU DON’T GET CHEATED OF YOUR MONEY UNNECESSARILY.

I was at Macs studying today, and I witnessed quite a lot of crazy things today.

About a couple of weeks ago while I was studying at the library cafe, a Caucasian man walked in with a bag, and went round to every occupied table placing down a card and a key chain. The card read ‘I am deaf. Please help me by buying something, 1 for $6, 2 for $10. Thank you!’ in both English and Mandarin. After a round and no one responded, he took back all his cards and keychains and left.

Today, a Caucasian lady came and did the EXACT same thing. And the cards she used were the exact same ones the guy used, carrying the same message with the same yellow smiley on the top right corner of the card, and with keychains. She left after no one responded too.

My first theory was that they’re a couple masquerading as deaf folks trying to cheat people of their kindness. My dad suggested it might be a whole syndicate (after I told him what happened).

Something else happened too.

There were two girls sitting on my left, a table away and they were also studying. We were all on the upper deck of the second floor of Macs when this guy comes along, looks around, sits down at a chair, and then sits down next to the girls. He asked if they’ve seen a bag somewhere around, saying he’s lost his phone and wallet, and if he could borrow five dollars. Eventually they did lend him the money, and he offered to leave his number so they could call him and he could pay them back, but they didn’t take it. The guy left a while later, and I overheard the girls asking each other why he needs five dollars, ‘probably has a lot of calls to make or something’.

And then, I went downstairs to get some food, and he’s there, trying to cut my queue to order a coke. I was on my way back up when I saw him sitting down at a table with a sling pouch on him, holding a wallet and a wad of five dollar bills. I was SHOCKED. I went back upstairs and told them they probably weren’t the only ones whom the dude ‘borrowed’ money from, and told him he was downstairs with a wallet and a stack of fives.

One of the girls went downstairs under the guise of buying an apple pie, and when she came up she confirmed to her friend that he was really there, only she didn’t dare ask him for the money back.

My parents said they should have just called the police. His actions were suspicious enough, considering that I had a staring match with him before he sat down with the two girls, and I continued staring at him after that. If he really needed the money, why couldn’t he ask someone else, say an adult sitting on the lower deck before he came up to the upper deck? He probably wasn’t working alone, because he had his bag and wallet with him after that.

Guys, seriously. Watch out for people like that. It’s a lot worse than it really sounds, believe me.

As for me, I’m just glad that I was already suspicious right from the start.

DOUBLE STANDARDS, OIC.

So… I made a post on OMNTD. More like attempted to, because it got rejected.

It wasn’t the most important of posts, neither was it significant news or whatever. But because someone posted earlier on OMNTD a YT video of Teletubbies dancing to RDD. Then I remembered watching a YT video of Teletubbies dancing to Sorry Sorry. So I figured, might as well post it and share it.

MY POST GOT REJECTED. That’s not what I’m so butt-hurt about. Well I’m not exactly butt-hurt, just indignant at the double standards.

“Fanmade videos can be posted at omona_lounge.”

HELLO WHAT. YOU LET SOME DOUCHE POST THAT STUPID TELETUBBIES RDD VIDEO AND YOU GIVE ME A STUPID REASON LIKE THAT?

I bet it’s one of the new mods. I can’t be bothered telling the mods I know about this, because it’s just not that important. But seriously though, OMNTD is just not a fun place to be anymore with all the behind-the-scenes drama that I know, and somehow I get the impression that the selection of mods depends on how close you are to a current mod. Hur.

I’ll just stick with watching from the bleachers and let the world go by.

Um, inapropriate.

I just remembered that I had a strange dream from my nap an hour ago. It had to do with a certain someone, and this is the second time he’s appeared in my dream. And again, it was a very um, date-y scenario? The last I remember we were holding hands or something.

DNW this dream. I’ve long gotten over him. DNW. It’s not going to make me feel better about starting school.

Super Junior

From left to right,

Front row: (seated) Sungmin, Donghae, Hangeng, Siwon

Second row: (seated) Eunhyuk, Kibum

Third row: (standing) Kangin, Kyuhyun, (seated) Heechul, (standing) Yesung, Shindong

Back row: (standing) Ryeowook, Eeteuk (leader!)

I spent a good half an hour today getting acquainted with the world’s biggest (literally) boy band. 13 boys, and I could recognise 9 of them to begin with. What was left was just Sungmin, Kibum, Ryeowook, Donghae and Hangeng that I had problem with. But it’s all good now~

I think Kyuhyun is EXTREMELY cute. I’d point out which one Kyu is, but I hope it’s obvious enough, the way I labelled them.

This song is pretty catchy too, although there’s this one song I want to share that I really like but I can’t seem to upload it ):

‘My Boy’ Meme

It’s just for the lol, none of it is actually true because I’m just being pretentious and delusional.

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
He already is, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

2. Smart?
Smarter than I am. 142 IQ OMG.

3. Preferred age?
23. 24 in Korean years.

4. Preferred height?
184cm. He’s a tall boy.

5. How about sense of humor?
He’s a little stiff when he has to tell a joke, but he’s a real goofball without trying.

6. How about piercings?
A few, but I think I have more.

7. Accepts you for who you are?
OH YES PLEASE.

8. Pink hair?
NAWWWH. Not pink. I wouldn’t allow it anyway.

9. Mushy or no?
Sometimes. He’s too 남자 to afford it all the time.

10. Thin or fat?
Neither. He’s perfect.